10.03.2007

Scenario (Thar' be spoilers here!)

ACT I

WHO

ENTER

HAPPEN

EXIT

ROSE

UR w/ JJJ card

Place JJJ card on Table 3

Exit UR

HOBO

DL w/ Hobo Bag (HB)

Sits at Table 3

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ROSE, HOBO

ROSE UR w/ Bud Vase

ROSE sets Vase on Table 3. Offers food to HOBO.

HOBO w/ HB & ROSE exit UR

GIRLS

UC ( R )

Make sure coast is clear – cross to Stage – tuning – end HAZEL, MILLIE, DOTTY – sing Red Robin

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JUNE, GIRLS

JUNE UL w/ Clipboard

JUNE tries turning off Radio – stops GIRLS from singing – JUNE gets Cart from UR – Set tablecloths – give list to GIRLS.

JUNE UR

GIRLS

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The Titanic Saga.

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ORSON, GIRLS

ORSON DL w/ Orson’s Bag (OB), Journal, Self Help Book

ORSON leaves OB ULC – looks at radio – GIRLS distract & take him to the kitchen.

ALL UR, ORSON w/ Journal & Self Help, Hazel w/ Cart

ROSE, BUD

Rose UL, BUD DL

ROSE scares BUD – talk about band coming – Discuss BUD’S dream/nightmare involving water – ROSE ticks.

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JIMMY, ROSE, BUD

JIMMY DL

BUD & JIMMY meet

BUD DL

JIMMY, ROSE

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ROSE & JIMMY meet – we’re not open. JIMMY looking for Vito Poglio Della Mare aka The Tuna – Rose reacts. JIMMY decides to wait for Vito –ROSE gets Coffee Cup UC behind wall & gives to JIMMY. It’s real.

ROSE UL

MOLLY, JOE, JIMMY

MOLLY & JOE DL

Story of running band off road, plan to get $$ & go to Kansas , unhappy MOLLY – wants her stole.

MOLLY DL

JOE, JIMMY

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JIMMY mistakes JOE for BUD – Learn JOE is “The Barber” & can’t stand to be touched. JOE drinks coffee – it’s real.

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MOLLY, JOE, JIMMY

MOLLY DL w/ Joe’s Bag

MOLLY thought she was helping by bringing in Bag – JOE upset. MOLLY drinks coffee – likes it. JOE upset MOLLY flirts with JIMMY.

JIMMY DL

MOLLY, JOE

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***BEGIN BAG LAZZI***

Don’t let go of the bag!

JOE DL

JUNE, MOLLY

JUNE UR

Bag tug-of-war, JB flung UC

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DOTTY, JUNE, MOLLY

DOTTY UR

MOLLY & JUNE looking at JUNE’s wrist, DOTTY see’s JB mistakes it for OB

DOTTY UR

JUNE, MOLLY

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JUNE gets Coffee Cup

JUNE ULJ w/ Coffee Cup

JOE, MOLLY

JOE DL

Where is JB? MOLLY gives JOE OB.

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ROSE, JOE, MOLLY

ROSE UC (L)

Passwords, shaking lazzi, need $$ to get the hooch & vice versa

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JIMMY, JUNE, ROSE, JOE, MOLLY

JIMMY DL, JUNE ULJ

OB passes from JOE to ROSE to JOE to MOLLY to JIMMY when JUNE enters sees JIMMY, panics, grabs OB to hide her face and exits UR w/ OB.

JUNE UR, JIMMY DR

JOE, ROSE, MOLLY

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JOE & ROSE exit UL, MOLLY follows then comes back alone crosses DR.

JOE & ROSE UL

DOTTY, MOLLY

DOTTY UR w/ JB

DOTTY drops JB ULC – MOLLY finds JB

DOTTY UR

HAZEL, MOLLY

HAZEL URJ

MOLLY crosses DR as HAZEL looks for OB ULC

HAZEL UR

JOE, ROSE, MOLLY

JOE UL, after beat ROSE UL

JOE wants Bag – ROSE angry he walked out of her office. MOLLY hands JB to JOE – looks inside – everything is fine – JB back to MOLLY – sets it down on Table 1 in argument.

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ORSON, JOE, ROSE, MOLLY

ORSON UR

While JOE, ROSE, & MOLLY argue SL, ORSON enters – grabs JB

ORSON DR w/ JB

MILLIE, JOE, ROSE, MOLLY

MILLIE UR

MILLIE looking for ORSON sets OB down ULC – while JOE, ROSE, MOLLY argue (Goldfish)

MILLIE UR

JOE, ROSE, MOLLY

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Why doesn’t MOLLY have JB? MOLLY picks up OB & hands to JOE – chases ROSE back to her office.

ROSE UL

JOE, MOLLY

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JOE realizes wrong bag – chases MOLLY around the room knocking over 3 chairs DR and leaving OB in C

JOE & MOLLY DL

JUNE,

JUNE UR

JUNE cleaning & is nearly missed by JIMMY.

JUNE URJ

JIMMY

JIMMY DR

JIMMY picks up OB & finds Script.

JIMMY DL

JUNE, MOLLY

JUNE URJ, MOLLY DL

Discuss men and sticking up for ones self. JOE hollers off DL. MOLLY hides under Table 1.

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JOE, JUNE, MOLLY

JOE DL

JOE looking for MOLLY – MOLLY gives her self away – JOE scares JUNE off.

JUNE ULJ

MOLLY, JOE

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The bag search challenge.

MOLLY DL

JIMMY, JOE

JIMMY DL

Dames! JOE enlists JIMMY to help him find bag – big reward. BRIEF!!!!!

JOE DR, JIMMY DL

GIRLS, ORSON

UR, ORSON w/ JB, Journal & Self help

ORSON tells story to GIRLS – they try to see what’s in the bag – ORSON realizes it’s not OB

ORSON UR w/ JB, GIRLS DR

ORSON, JOE

ORSON UR w/ Journal & Self Help, JOE DR

Silent scene – ORSON writing – JOE watching – ORSON gives Self Help Book to JOE

ORSON UL

ROSE, JOE

ROSE ULJ

JOE is a different man – various aquatic metaphors – ROSE sits Table 3. JOE leaves to get food.

JOE UR

MOLLY, ROSE

MOLLY DL

No hooch – no money – no one goes anywhere.

ROSE UL Molly DR

JUNE

JUNE URJ w/ Clipboard

JUNE looking for GIRLS, put Clipboard on floor Center.

ULJ

JUNE, JIMMY

JUNE ULJ w/ broom & 2 mops, JIMMY DL w/ Script

JIMMY reading, JUNE cleaning – don’t see each other.

JIMMY DR

JUNE

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JUNE calls for GIRLS 3 times while getting 2 Mops & Broom – placing them on Stage & leaving Clipboard on Stage

ULJ

GIRLS

UR

Looking for JUNE – no one here – Let’s practice on Stage – move Broom, Mops & clipboard UC & Sing

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JUNE, GIRLS

JUNE UC (L)

JUNE yells at them for singing – “You’re flat!” Orders them to clean kitchen.

GIRLS UR w/ Mops & Broom, JUNE UC(L) w/ Clipboard

JIMMY, ORSON

ORSON UL w/ Journal, JIMMY DL w/ Script

Quick scene. Looking for the author.

JIMMY DL, ORSON UR

ROSE, BUD

BUD DL, ROSE UL

How are things going? Can’t trust JOE. BUD will keep an eye out for him.

BUD DL

ROSE

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Hears JUNE singing from ULJ.

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JUNE, ROSE

JUNE UL w/ Clipboard

ROSE & JUNE duet – JUNE falls off Stage.

JUNE UR w/ Clipboard

JIMMY, ROSE

JIMMY DL w/ Script

Discuss who was singing – JIMMY recognizes ROSE from past – discuss new Script – offers ROSE a part.

ROSE UL

ORSON, JIMMY

ORSON URJ w/ Journal

ORSON sits at Table 2 and writes – JIMMY glances over shoulder – realizes ORSON is playwright – initials are O.W. “My name’s Orson.”

JIMMY DL w/ Script, ORSON DR w/ Journal

ROSE

UL

Conversation with 3J

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MILLIE, ROSE, ORSON

MILLIE UR, ORSON DR

ROSE tells MILLIE to watch the phone – ORSON crosses downstage and distracts.

MILLIE UR, ORSON DL, ROSE ULJ

JOE, MOLLY

JOE UR w/ Self Help, MOLLY DR

JOE hides in URJ.

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ROSE, JOE, MOLLY

ROSE UR

MOLLY & ROSE discuss MOLLY’s master plan to NY – JOE hiding upstage – ROSE & MOLLY chase.

MOLLY DL

JOE, ROSE

JOE URJ

ROSE needs hooch – JOE agrees to get it and accept a check.

JOE DL

JUNE, ROSE

JUNE UR w/ Clipboard

Everything’s going great!

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GIRLS, JUNE, ROSE

GIRLS UR

MILLIE: the band called… DOTTY: they were run off the road! HAZEL: They have to cancel. ROSE & JUNE we’re going to be ok - Recovery. At least we still have the hooch!

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JOE, GIRLS, JUNE, ROSE

JOE DL

JOE screaming the car is gone!

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MOLLY, JOE, GIRLS, JUNE, ROSE

MOLLY DL, ORSON UR w/ Journal

JOE thinks MOLLY stole the car chases her. ORSON writes in Journal.

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JIMMY, MOLLY, JOE, GIRLS, JUNE, ROSE

JIMMY DL

JIMMY crosses on Stage – JUNE trips and lands in his arms –

“April May?” “June!”

ALL in B/O

ACT II

WHO

ENTER

HAPPEN

EXIT

JIMMY, JUNE, MOLLY, ROSE, JOE, GIRLS, ORSON

ALL in B/O

“April May?” “June!” “You mind if we talk?” “No” “Alone!”

ROSE, JOE w/ 4 Tablecloths, GIRLS, ORSON UR, MOLLY ULJ

JIMMY, JUNE

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Accusations – quick banter back and forth. ORSON enters UR.

JUNE UR w/ Clipboard

ORSON, JIMMY

ORSON UR w/ Journal

No way Orson’s getting his script back – JIMMY wants rests of pages.

JIMMY DL w/ Script

MOLLY, ORSON

MOLLY ULJ

ORSON explains his problem – needs his script, MOLLY explains hers. A deal is struck to return the bag to MOLLY and the script to ORSON.

MOLLY DL, ORSON DR.

JOE, ROSE

BOTH UR w/ 1 Tablecloth, JOE w/ Self Help

ROSE learning reverse psychology on JOE. She needs hooch – he says he’ll find it and also suggest bathtub gin.

ROSE UL

JIMMY, JOE

JIMMY DL w/ Script

Angelo Dundee scene; 1. Beat them (not full out combat) – maybe not a good idea 2. We could shout at them? - been there done that. 3. Maybe we should just be nice?

JOE DL w/ Self Help

JUNE, JIMMY

JUNE UR w/ Cart & Clipboard

JUNE resets the tablecloths – try to get along – almost but not quite.

JIMMY DL w/ Script

ROSE, JUNE, GIRLS

ROSE UL w/ Recipe, GIRLS UR

We start the substitute booze plot. Go over Bathtub Gin recipe. Tell the girls to clean the bathtub.

JUNE DL w/ Coat, GIRLS UR w/ Cart

JIMMY

DL w/ Script

Sits at Table 2 and reads.

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MOLLY, JIMMY

MOLLY DL

MOLLY tries to get JIMMY’s attention – slips – falls on his lap – “Monkey Girl” JIMMY leaves Script on Table 2 when he leaves.

JIMMY DL, MOLLY URJ w/ Script

ROSE, JUNE

ROSE ULJ w/ Recipe, JUNE DL w/ Perfume & Sugar

Go over recipe – they’re missing alcohol! But wait – there’s some in TOTAL RECALL the perfume! We’re saved!

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BUD, ROSE, JUNE

BUD DL w/ Warrant & Wanted Poster

BUD has a Warrant for JOE’s arrest.

BUD DL w/ Warrant and Wanted Poster

ROSE, JUNE

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JUNE will warn JOE. ROSE will make booze.

JUNE DL, ROSE UR w/ Sugar & Perfume

ALL – The Chase Scene

MOLLY enters from ULJ, crosses Center w/ Orson’s script.

BUD calls off stage, MOLLY hides under Table 1.

BUD enters from DL crosses Center and exits DR.

ORSON enters UR looking for MOLLY, exits DL.

GIRLS enter UL looking for ORSON, cross Center

BUD enters DR cross to GIRLS, shows picture of JOE

GIRLS think picture looks luck BUD, BUD shoos GIRLS off DR

BUD crosses UL, ORSON enters DL, MOLLY stands up from Table 1. –don’t see

BUD exits DL, ORSON exits UR, MOLLY hides under Table 1

JIMMY enters DR w/ Orson’s bag, crosses UL, DL, exit DR

MOLLY stands up from Table 1, crosses Center

JOE calls from offstage, MOLLY hides under Table 4

JOE enters DL, crosses Center, exits DR

ORSON enters UR, crosses straight to UL and exits

MOLLY stands up from Table 4 and crosses Center

JUNE calls off stage – MOLLY hides UL Juliet

JUNE enters DL looking for JOE, crosses Center, exits DR

MOLLY enters UL Juliet, crosses Center

HOBO (Sam) enters UR crosses to L in the Center opening of Stage

MOLLY exits UC following HOBO

BUD enters DL, exits UR

JIMMY enters DR, exits DL

GIRLS enter DR, exit UR

JUNE enters UR Juliet, crosses on Stage, exit UL Juliet

MOLLY enter DR, exit UR Juliet

ORSON enters UL, exit UR – same time GIRLS enter DR, exit UL-don’t see each other & SILENT!!!!

JOE enters DL crosses Center, pauses – looks DL

MOLLY enters UR Juliet as JOE exits DL

MOLLY crosses Center as ORSON enters UR crosses to MOLLY

JIMMY calls offstage

MOLLY hides under Table 1, ORSON hides under Table 3

JIMMY enters DL, hides under Table 2

JOE enters DL as JUNE enters UL cross Center

FIND A PLACE TO HIDE: JOE tries T3 as JUNE tries T1, JOE tries T2, JUNE tries T4

JOE hides under Table 4, JUNE exits UL Juliet

GIRLS enter DL cross Center – 1, 2, 3 look around – stand on stage, pitch, sing (At end of 2nd phrase “Old sweet song” Hidden bodies: 1,2,3 “YOU’RE FLAT”)

GIRLS pause – scream, MILLIE exits DL, HAZEL exits DR, DOTTY exits UR

Everyone else comes out from hiding

JIMMY sees MOLLY, MOLLY sees JOE, ORSON sees MOLLY, MOLLY sees ORSON, JUNE sees JOE – HOBO (Sam) enters UC on stage slowly crosses UR

MOLLY & ORSON exchange script and bag Center

ORSON exits DR

MOLLY exits UL

JIMMY exits DL

JOE exits DL

JUNE exits DL

HOBO exits UR

JUNE enters DL & stalls so ROSE can change.

ROSE, JUNE

JUNE UR, ROSE UR w/ Booze Bottle

This should do it! The booze is in this REALLY UNIQUE BOTTLE WHICH NO ONE WILL MISTAKE WHEN WE SEE IT AGAIN. Who can we test it on? DOTTIE! JUNE goes to kitchen. ROSE fixes 3J’s Table before leaving.

JUNE UR, ROSE UL

MOLLY

ULJ w/ JB

MOLLY giving $$ away.

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ROSE, JOE, MOLLY

JOE DL w/ Self Help, ROSE UL

MOLLY hiding URJ. JOE & ROSE talk about getting the booze. ROSE keeps trying to get JOE out the door and keep MOLLY from getting to JOE.

JOE DL w/ Self Help, MOLLY UL w/ JB

JUNE, ROSE

JUNE UR w/ Booze Bottle

JUNE puts Bottle on Table 3. Booze doesn’t work – DOTTY’s passed out. Party’s canceled. Call the GIRLS.

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GIRLS, JUNE, ROSE

GIRLS UR

ROSE tells the GIRLS to break down the room – it’s all over.

ROSE UL

JIMMY, GIRLS, JUNE

JIMMY DL

JUNE tells JIMMY about the cancellation. Hand over mouth bit. The GIRLS start to hum. Suddenly JIMMY catches on to how good the GIRLS sound. JUNE comes up with the idea to use them as entertainment. If someone could polish the act, they’d be good enough! But they need money…

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MOLLY, JIMMY, GIRLS, JUNE

MOLLY DR w/ JB

MOLLY gives JIMMY & JUNE $$, they discuss getting musicians, JUNE instructs GIRLS to practice.

MOLLY DL w/ JB, GIRLS UC, JIMMY & JUNE DL w/ Coats.

HOBO

UC w/ HB

HOBO enters UC alone crosses to Table 3 & sits – turns on radio.

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ROSE, HOBO

ROSE UR w/ glasses

ROSE offers HOBO a glass on the house.

ROSE UL w/ other glasses

HOBO

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HOBO drinks from Booze Bottle – crosses Center – coughs – stands up straight “Where the devil am I?”

HOBO UR w/ HB & Booze Bottle

MOLLY, ORSON

MOLLY DL w/ JB, ORSON UR w/ Journal & Script

ORSON doesn’t know what to do about JIMMY’s offer – MOLLY tells him to follow his happiness. ORSON makes a decision and goes to find JIMMY.

ORSON DL w/ Script & Journal

JOE, MOLLY

JOE DL

JOE apologizes, Decide where car really is, JOE & MOLLY reconcile. MOLLY tells him there’s no money – all things considered he handles it well and leaves to get the car.

JOE DL, MOLLY DL w/ JB

JIMMY, JUNE, GIRLS, ROSE, MOLLY

JIMMY & JUNE w/ Dress Boxes, GIRLS UR, ROSE UL

JIMMY & JUNE gives Boxes to GIRLS – they got a hold of a band – the GIRLS can sing – problem: Still no booze.

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JOE, JIMMY, JUNE, GIRLS, ROSE, MOLLY

JOE & MOLLY DL

JOE found the car! He’ll unload the hooch out back.

JOE URJ

ORSON, JIMMY, JUNE, GIRLS, ROSE, MOLLY

ORSON DL w/ Journal & Script

ORSON and the GIRLS say goodbye. JUNE tells GIRLS to get ready to sing. ORSON decides to stay and hear them sits down Table 2.

GIRLS UC ROSE & JUNE UL

ORSON, JIMMY, MOLLY, ROSE

ROSE UL

ORSON then talks to JIMMY and tells his decision to do the show on radio. JIMMY thinks it’s a good idea.

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JUNE, ORSON, JIMMY, ROSE, MOLLY

JUNE UR w/ Cart

JUNE gets help from ORSON, MOLLY and JIMMY to set tables for party.

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BUD, JUNE, ORSON, JIMMY, ROSE, MOLLY

BUD DL

BUD caught the Tuna – Everyone happy – ROSE’s aria about the Titanic – Rosebud revelation – MOLLY explains JOE has one too – BUD leaves to find his brother.

BUD DL

JUNE, JIMMY, ORSON, ROSE, MOLLY

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JUNE and JIMMY “The Titanic” will make a great show! Wrap it up and go where they feel like going playing as a proposal scene.

JIMMY & JUNE ULJ

JOE, MOLLY, ROSE, ORSON

JOE UR

MOLLY & ROSE look at JOE’s bum and explains the situation – he leaves to find his brother.

JOE DL

ROSE, MOLLY, ORSON, JUNE

JUNE ULJ

Get audience.

ORSON UR w/ Cart

HOBO, ROSE, MOLLY, ORSON

ORSON UR w/ Journal, HOBO UR w/ HB

HOBO explains his memory loss – JJJ & bonds. Drank elixir – Total Recall! “Remember Me” The boys will be here soon -

ROSE & HOBO UC, JUNE UR w/ HOBO clothes & HB

ALL

JIMMY announces shows:

1. GIRLS singing group “Give My Regards to Broadway”

2. ROSE & JUNE duet “Dolly Madison Regrets…”

3. MOLLY DIMPLE’S debut & finale for everyone “Life is Just a Bowl of Cherries”

THE END.